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class MaryMoon < Vegetarian

  def initialize
    @ttl = 2_524_554_080
    doowop
    @loves = Miso.new
    @alone.ambivalence = false
  end

  def eat(type)
    doowop
    raise ArgumentError if type.is_a? Meat
    return sho_like() if type.is_a? Bone
  end

  def doowop
    Thread.new { 3.times { 'Mary Moon' } }
  end
end

As always, jump for answers!

New Age Girl – Deadeye Dick

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone