Berceuse Code Lyrical
Somewhat in the same vein as our last one:
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32def Son
def pray(beneficiaries)
unless beneficiaries.uniq.size == EVERYONE.size
raise(ArgumentError, "Prayers should include everyone!")
end
@prayed = true
end
def tuck
if @prayed
internal_temperature = 99.9
@sin_free = true
end
end
def sleeping
unless @eyes_open >= 1 && @pillow.gripped?
@anthropomrphic_personification = Sandman.enter
@sin_free = false
end
end
end
def Sandman
def enter
Light.exit
Night.enter
Hand.take
never_never_land(:off)
self.new
end
end
Enter the Sandman by Metallica
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land