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We are made out of meat! Also, opposable digits rock.

Why Calamity Lane?

  • Two weeks before marriage, Michelle is laid off from her job.
  • One week after marriage, Eric is laid off from his job.
  • One year later, Eric is laid off from his new job. He gives up programming in disgust.
  • One year later, Eric gets another job… programming. Some people never learn.
  • Two months later, Hurricane Katrina kicks their roof in.
  • Two years later, they have a child, and it looks like Eric. Calamitous!
  • Three months later, lighting and high wind knock over a tree and destroy nearly every piece of electric equipment in their home.
  • At the same time, the neighbor’s house burns down.
  • To be continued…?

Ouch, BUT…

  • On the day of marriage, they are married
  • Two months after marriage, they move to a new city for Eric’s new job, which pays much better.
  • Three weeks later, they find a lovely old home to live in.
  • The same day Eric is laid off, Michelle gets a new job– at the same company
  • One year later, Eric gets another job… which pays much better.
  • Michelle continues to be employed.
  • Two months later, they escape from harm as Hurricane Katrina rips through.
  • Also, many of their personal possessions are salvageable, including most of those with sentimental value.
  • Michelle continues to be employed.
  • Two years later, they have a child, and it looks like Michelle. Congratulations!
  • Two months later, Eric gets another job… which pays much better.
  • Three months later, lighting and high wind knock over a tree, and nobody is hurt, except for a little mild electrocution.
  • Not even the neighbors whose house burned down.
  • Although the firemen are slightly irritated at being called out to their block so many times in one night.
  • Michelle continues– so far– to be employed.

Don’t let calamity sour the good times :)